It’s your favorite day- it’s opposite day! Black and white is the new IT colors (shades of brown count too). This is really difficult for me because I believe life is better with color. But today, in light of opposite day, I’m going to be brave and open new doors in my life. I scoured the internet waves for my favorite BLAH colored outfits. It wasn’t easy, but somebody’s got to do it. And what do you know? I even discovered a new favorite designer, Preen! You’re going to get a major Preen dosage today.

Well this girl is in a foul mood today. If only she wiped that stupid look off her face, I could enjoy this outfit more. The whole “I want to vomit in your mouth” look doesn’t make you look attractive, girlfriend. Luckily, you have a cute outfit to save your career, by Preen.

Oh look, puke girl decided to rise up from the dead for this zombie pose. Anything was better than the “Say whaaaat” face you had on before. I really like the cut of this and it’s quite form fitting. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, although I like some neutral colors, pale girls like me can’t pull it off. Put this on a black girl and you have fashion. Preen.

Workin’ the runway in some more Preen. This could be really tacky if worn the wrong way or if you have curves. Hair must be up, accessories must be simple, boobs must be small. This dress is distracting enough. This see-through material thing is really coming back.

Houndstooth. This dress wouldn’t have done a thing for me if it weren’t for those sleeves.  It’s kind of this long t-shirt sleeve look, and I’m diggin’ it. I know I’m not supposed to mention color, but if you had a clutch and matching heels in any bold color, this would be so sex.

Is this bad? I mean, it’s mostly black… it just happens to have some purple in it. This is flattering and fun, I would buy this in a heartbeat if it were actually attainable. Aliens are in right now, and you are gonna look out of this world in this outfit (I know, cheezy…). Preen is officially done for the day! If you liked anything you saw in black and white, just check out all the other fun colorful stuff- I really had to strain to not put any of it in.

Oscar.

De.

La.

Renta. Yes. Look, I even stuck to the theme here. Although it wasn’t that difficult considering I had a lot of pretty stuff to choose from. I think my favorite is the last look. The whole long thin skirt isn’t really something I like, but this outfit couldn’t have used it more dead-on. I would wear all of these dresses. It’s like, Victoria’s Secret meets Forever 21 and takes Katherine Hepburn out to lunch. Love.

I needed more beige for this collection, so I chose Giles Deacon. This leathery-looking material is awesome though, and I love the bubble waist. It kind of looks like she is wearing a car seat, but I’m okay with that, because she does it well. Maybe because her skin is just as leathery. Nice throat veins, chica.

Okay, I’m bored of the clothing, let’s go say hi to accessories.

FML. Black boots, the item I still desperately need but can’t really afford. And I already have a pair, I just am sad because the suede decided to wear out and fall down into what appears to be ankle boots. I have even used double-sided tape to keep it from falling. Sigh. In order of affordability: Free People, 120. Dolce Vita Marais, 340. Alexandra Neel, 985.

Brown boots, also FML. Particularly because of the bottom boots. I love them so much, you are so pretty Mr. Loeffler Randall, and I could have you for only 895 from Anthropologie. But that is like prostitution and I am a good girl… The top over-the-knee boots run for somewhere around 500, also from Anthro. I’ll take those too while I’m at it.

One, more, thing. Clutch is so clutch. It has a light pink lining. I can’t justify spending 300 on a clutch purse that I’m sure I would put down drunk and lose, but for the richy-rich, I get it. Another Anthro find. You won’t get that look anywhere else… :c